GUESS WHAT I'M STILL UP DOING MY ESSAY. IT'S 3:36 AM, IF TODAY'S NOT MOUNTAIN DAY I WILL CRY.

I DON'T HAVE AN ESSAY BUT I HAVE ANOTHER INSTANCE OF WHY MEPHISTOPHILIS IS GAY FOR FAUSTUS.



Faustus: I am wanton and lascivious, get me the fairest maid in Germany.

Mephistophilis: How! a wife! I prithee, Faustus, talk not of a wife.

Faustus: DAMMIT I WANT A WIFE.

Mephistophilis: Tut, Faustus, marriage is but a ceremonial toy; if thou lovest me, think no more of it.



WHERE IS MY ESSAY ON THE GAY GODDAMMIT