This little boy was trying to haggle prices with me today. He was fat with scrunched-up blue eyes and I thought he was adorable until he said, craning his head and looking up at me, "blah blah blah" in an exaggerated Chinese accent.

I had no idea what the heck he was doing until 5 seconds later, and then I just kind of stared at him because honestly, what a little shithead.

I hope he does that in front a Yakuza boss someday. See how he takes it. Little Boy can have a hole in his head where he can keep his precious spare change.