While I was working in our dining hall, wiping down tables...

GIRL 1 (who I know for a fact not only owns her own horse, but pays around $20,000 to board it at the school IN ADDITION TO her tuition): Have you been to --- Island? My great-grandparents used to own it.

GIRL 2: Your great-grandparents owned an island? How do you own an island?

GIRL 1: It was more like a rock. A rock off the coast of Maine.

GIRL 2: So theoretically I too can buy rocks off the coast of Maine.

GIRL 3: There was a kid in my class who inherited an island...

GIRL 2: How do you inherit an island?



ME, TO MYSELF: Like this.